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latest sidebars
ALBUM REVIEW:
Cryptacize is ALIVE! Decipher that code, yo!
Sufjan Stevens writes on Cryptacize's mission for self-knowledge.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
DINING REVIEW:
Magic Sweet Curry Split Pea Soup

Adam Gnade makes lifesaving soup.


Posted by Adam Gnade
FASHION:
Like, Totally Awesome!
AK's Fashionista breaks open the myth of Fashion-80s.
Posted by DC Goodwill Fashionista
SPORTS:
Where are the brackets?!
Johnny Bob with a timely question.
Posted by Johnny Bob
ART REVIEW:
Lynn Aldrich
Art writer Gala Bent finds the found art of Lynn Aldrich.
Posted by Gala Bent
GAME REVIEW:
AudioSurf
AudioSurf knows Nathan Smart's soul.
Posted by Nathan Smart
DINING REVIEW:
Pomegranate is magical
Adam Gnade finds healing vibes in pomegranate tea.
Posted by Adam Gnade
INTERVIEW:
Maps and Legends
Talking Portland, Etsy, and all-things-print with Yvonne and Jeremy from micro-publisher Little Otsu
Posted by Sara Billups
ART REVIEW:
Stuart Snoddy
Kaufmann investigates Stuart Snoddy's two-dimensional work.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
LIST:
Arrive, courageous springtime!
Four reasons why spring needs to come NOW.
Posted by Adam Gnade
COMIC:
Robot Takeover
Human-robot relationships evolve very slowly.
Posted by Tom Eaton
EXPERIMENT:
Listening to Music to Write Books
Adam Gnade on choosing records to write to.
Posted by Adam Gnade
FILM REVIEW:
How I Survived Robert Altman’s “Shortcuts”
Nedelle of Cryptacize survives an Altman and lives to tell about it.
Posted by Cryptacize
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #8
A light breakthru!
Posted by David Sankey
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #7
Camels!
Posted by David Sankey
ART REVIEW:
Robert Hardgrave
Gala Bent looks at the ways Robert Hardgraves health and illness spill into his art.
Posted by Gala Bent
GAME REVIEW:
Peggle
Our resident video game reviewer finds hope....in a unicorn.
Posted by Nathan Smart
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #6
Outdone.
Posted by David Sankey
CITY REVIEW:
Brighton, England
Adam Gnade gets hypnotized in Brighton, England.
Posted by Adam Gnade
EXPERIMENT:
Twilight Script Pages
Chris Schlarb digs up some pages from the "script" for the compositional Twilight & Ghost Stories.
Posted by Chris Schlarb
EXPERIMENT:
Term Paper/Self-help Pamphlet Topics for Sale
Michael Kaufmann has been saving these for a long time.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
ALBUM REVIEW:
Perfect Christmas Mixtape
When not listening to Mariah Carey's Christmas record, Adam Gnade listens to his own Christmas mixtape.
Posted by Adam Gnade
TRACK REVIEW:
Category Winners of Great Sufjan Song Xmas Xchange
We present the category winners of the Great Sufjan Song Xmas Xchange!
Posted by Asthmatic Kitty
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #5

Posted by David Sankey
INTERVIEW:
Goose the Market, Indianapolis
Before John gets to the good stuff (an interview with Christopher, owner of Goose the Market), he has to delve into some urban planning schmuck. 
Posted by John Beeler
FASHION:
Thrifting for the Masses
Sara Billups offers some quick tips on picking vintage diamonds in the rough.
Posted by Sara Billups
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #4
Pollution does not affect this trout!
Posted by David Sankey
EXPERIMENT:
Making a cookbook
Adam Gnade is making a cookbook. Don’t tell his friends.
Posted by Adam Gnade
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #3
Propelled!
Posted by David Sankey
FASHION:
'Tis the Season for...Appliqués?
The DC Goodwill Fashionsta takes us inside the dangerous world of Christmas fashion.
Posted by The DC Goodwill Fashionsta
GAME REVIEW:
Super Mario Galaxy Reviewed
Indie-lebrity Nathan Smart doublejumps into the universe that is Super Mario Galaxy and enjoys its eject features.
Posted by Nathan Smart
COMIC:
Mechanical Animals #2
Stability, rotation.
Posted by David Sankey
COMIC:
Lord God Bird
A sword and a fish.
Posted by John Hendrix
ILLUSTRATION:
Mechanical Animals #1
Artist and designer David Sankey debuts the first of a multi-part series.
Posted by David Sankey
SPORTS:
Tom Scharpling Be Darned!
Caveman!
Posted by Johnny Bob
CITY REVIEW:
Indianapolis: a brief contemporal history

Posted by Anonymous
DINING REVIEW:
Taqueria Los Gorditos, Portland, Oregon
Adam Gnade avoids the giant Am-Mex food industry somehow and finds a nice niche.
Posted by Adam Gnade
GAME REVIEW:
Guitar Hero III
Nathan Smart plays Guitar Hero III so you don't (or do?) have to.
Posted by Nathan Smart
SPORTS:
Wednesday Baseball / Cavemen
Cavemen.  Cavemen?
Posted by Johnny Bob
COMIC:
John Berger's Before and After Shots
How time changes your mind.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
SPORTS:
Game 3
ASCII arti!
Posted by Johnny Bob
LIST:
BQE Detritus, as found during the NYPD 76th precinct BQE patrols
Sufjan comes across a list of debris, and shares instead of discarding it.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
ESSAY:
THE HOUSE SPARROW: Official Bird of the BQE
Elizabeth Meister on the official bird of the BQE.
Posted by Elizabeth Meister
ESSAY:
The Hula Hoop vs. The BQE
Sufjan dissects the hoop and the BQE and finds something surprising.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
LIST:
The BQE - Who's Who
Sufjan lists and thanks collaborators on The BQE.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
GAME REVIEW:
Bible Fight
David Michael Stith fights...biblically.
Posted by David Stith
ESSAY:
In the Neighborhood
Shara Worden writes about angels, ghosts, rabbits, and Timothy Gologly.
Posted by My Brightest Diamond
SPORTS:
Games 1 & 2
Johnny Bob finds your son.

Posted by Johnny Bob
EXPERIMENT:
youarebeautiful
Gala Bent tries something beautiful.
Posted by Gala Bent
SPORTS:
Pregame Cavemen
Official Asthmatic Kitty Records Sports Correspondent Johnny Bob takes cavemen.
Posted by Johnny Bob
CITY REVIEW:
The Top Houston Stories of the Year, 1905
Houstonian Moth Fight excavates news from the archives.
Posted by Moth Fight
CITY REVIEW:
Houston, It's Worth It!
Houston is not hot...it's delicious!
Posted by Sara Strohmeyer
CITY REVIEW:
Hello Houston
Ten reasons why Houston is great.
Posted by Philip Beck
EXPERIMENT:
Meow Meow Presents Portland Puppetry
Puppetry in Portland.
Posted by Meow Meow Presents
CITY REVIEW:
The Gonzo Art of Houston, Texas
Former Houstonian Craig McCormick extols the virtue of the city's art.
Posted by Craig McCormick
SPORTS:
CLEVELAND 4, BOSTON 2
Asthmatic Kitty Sports Correspondent Johnny Bob reports on the CeeBee game.
Posted by Johnny Bob
FASHION:
Worst Foot Forward
Autumn is here, and the DC Goodwill Fashionista is eschewing the shootie.
Posted by DC Goodwill Fashionista
INTERVIEW:
Pearl Divers Unite: An interview with Dishwasher Pete
Sara Billups chats with Pete Jordan about vagabonding, appearing on Letterman, and navigating the back roads that led to his new book, Dishwasher: One Man's Quest to Wash Dishes in All 50 States.
Posted by Sara Billups
SPORTS:
Headed to Cleveland
The ball is ramping up, and Johnny Bob is there to cover it.  EVERY TIME.
Posted by Johnny Bob
SPORTS:
Game 163: Colorado 9, San Diego 8 (13)
The official Asthmatic Kitty Sports Correspondent returns triumphant.
Posted by Johnny Bob
COMIC REVIEW:
DMZ #18-#22: Friendly Fire
They got it in blood.
Posted by Matthew Miles
GAME REVIEW:
Genius Music Games (Yes, GENIUS)
Nathan Smart needs more than a video game guitar to get his groove on.
Posted by Nathan Smart
CITY REVIEW:
Seoul Glows In Technicolor Korean Neon
Writer Bart Schaneman sees the sprawl of Seoul.
Posted by Bart Schaneman
LABEL PROFILE:
(STORY) Kimya Dawson
Chris Overpeck goes bowling with Kimya Dawson and learns an important lesson about life.
Posted by Chris Overpeck
LABEL PROFILE:
(MEMORY) Nothing Gets Between Me and My Calvin
LA Weekly writer and Brassland label founder Alec Hanley Bemis finds his Calvin.
Posted by Alec Hanley Bemis
COMIC REVIEW:
Love is fear: Daredevil #100
Our resident comic book commentator reads Daredevil #100 and lives to tell about it.
Posted by Matthew Miles
LABEL PROFILE:
(MEMORY) A European “Happy Birthday” to K Records!
Marina Pierri travels to Olympia so you don't have to.
Posted by Marina Pierri
FILM REVIEW:
Bourne Ultimatum, and Delirious: Haiku Movie Reviews
Haiku reveals broken bones and walking out.
Posted by Jeff Stern
LABEL PROFILE:
(MUSIC REVIEW) "Indian Summer" Beat Happening
Dylan Metrano of Tigersaw remembers "Indian Summer."
Posted by Dylan Metrano (Tigersaw)
LABEL PROFILE:
(MUSIC REVIEW) Mecca Normal, Dovetail
Oliver Knutton gets confused by "Throw Gold," infatuated with punk, then smashed by Dovetail.
Posted by Oliver Knutton
ESSAY:
Theory Trading Cards
In his inaugural sidebar entry, Eric Doise reviews the increasingly popular "Theory Trading Cards."
Posted by Eric Doise
EXPERIMENT:
Quittin’ Cussin’
Adam Gnade attempts the impossible?
Posted by Adam Gnade
FASHION:
Color Me Unimpressed
Introducing the DC Goodwill Fashionista.
Posted by DC Goodwill Fashionista
CITY REVIEW:
Coffee Caffeine Cafe: Mapping out ten Seattle coffee gems
Sara Billups digs up some coffee gems in the dirt of Seattle.
Posted by Sara Billups
ART REVIEW:
An interview with Greg Ajamie
Michael Kaufmann avoids psychoanalyzing the Marsh-Mellow Man while talking to artist Greg Ajamie.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
GAME REVIEW:
Cooking Mama (Nintendo DS)
Have you ever wanted to make fried chicken?  Nathan Smart shows you how to make it virtually...on the Nintendo DS!
Posted by Nathan Smart
CITY REVIEW:
Letter from China
Kid Twist pens a letter from Chengdu, China.
Posted by Kid Twist
FILM REVIEW:
You Can't Take it With You
David find a strange connection between You Can't Take It With You and Wes Anderson. Weird.
Posted by David Thaggard
FILM REVIEW:
F is for Fake
David Thaggard reviews the recent Criterion release of Orson Welles'  last film.
Posted by David Thaggard
EXPERIMENT:
Ode to Future Rapper
Shara Worden of My Brightest Diamond tells what she knows about Future Rapper.
Posted by Land of a Thousand Rappers
CITY REVIEW:
The SoBro Trifecta, Indianapolis
Chris Overpeck hails the quintessential trifecta of South Broad Ripple, Indianapolis.
Posted by Chris Overpeck
CITY REVIEW:
Harrison Center for the Arts, Indianapolis
Zack Bent reminisces about the Harrison Center in Indianapolis.
Posted by Zack Bent
ART REVIEW:
Kyle Ragsdale
Geography and narrative in the art of Kyle Ragsdale.
Posted by John Beeler
ART REVIEW:
Interview with Cindy Hinant
Gala Bent on Cindy Hinant's luridly colorful collections.
Posted by Gala Bent
ART REVIEW:
Casey Roberts
Gala Bent discusses the "graceful clumsiness" of artist Casey Roberts.
Posted by Gala Bent
LIST:
Tonya's Top Five in Indianapolis
Tonya gets violent about her city.
Posted by Tonya Beeler
BOOK REVIEW:
Slept in Beds
Sara Billups finds the best sleeping pill ever made inside Slept in Beds
Posted by Sara Billups
COMIC:
MoCCA Fest Review Part ALL! of Four
It all comes together!
Posted by Tom Eaton and Laura Park
COMIC:
MoCCA Fest Review Part Four of Four
"Hello!"
"Hi"
Posted by Tom Eaton and Laura Park
COMIC:
MoCCA Fest Review Part Three of Four

Posted by Tom Eaton and Laura Park
COMIC:
MoCCA Fest Review Part Two of Four
A bird, and some wheelin'.
Posted by Tom Eaton and Laura Park
COMIC:
MoCCA Fest Review Part One of Four
People browse, talk on cellphones, chit-chat.
Posted by Tom Eaton and Laura Park
TELEVISION:
John from Cincinnati

Posted by John Beeler
BOOK REVIEW:
Horns and Wrinkles
by Joseph Helgerson
Tonya Beeler finishes Horns and Wrinkles and wonders about the mysticism of cousins.
Posted by Tonya Beeler
CITY REVIEW:
Norfolk, Virginia is for Lovers of Norfolk, Virginia
Storyteller Adam Gnade talks about the Virginian patch of green called Norfolk.
Posted by Adam Gnade
ART REVIEW:
Interview with Mary Temple
Gala Bent talks with artist Mary Temple about discipline, play, and invasion.
Posted by Gala Bent
ART REVIEW:
Confluence of Interests
Artist and student of art history Josh Rios interviews artist, musician, and gallery owner Paul Slocum.
Posted by Josh Rios
COMIC REVIEW:
A Keyboardside Chat about the Death of a Dream, Epilogue
Matthew Miles wraps up a three-parter on the death of Captain America with thoughts on secret identities and fact checking.
Posted by Mathew Miles
COMIC REVIEW:
A Keyboardside Chat about the Death of a Dream, Pt. 2
John Beeler drills deeper into the psyche of Matthew Miles, and its reception of the death of Captain America.
Posted by Matthew Miles and John Beeler
COMIC REVIEW:
A Keyboardside Chat about the Death of a Dream, Pt. 1

Posted by Matthew Miles and John Beeler
TOUR DIARY:
Shapes and Sizes Tour Diary, Summer '07
a Parade impresses Shapes and Sizes in Nashville.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
TELEVISION:
The Office
Jai finds himself part of a cultural television experience thanks to The Office.
Posted by Jai Agnish
FILM REVIEW:
Ocean's 13, A Haiku Movie Review
It's Friday, and that means Jeff Stern is here to guide you through the popcorn season with deft and subtle haiku - this time on the trilogilistic <i>Ocean's 13</i>.
Posted by Jeff Stern
ART REVIEW:
Curtis Steiner / "Souvenir"

Posted by Gala Bent
CITY REVIEW:
Bayleaf Vegetarian Restaurant, Portland Oregon
Adam Gnade takes on the Hot and Sour Soup of Bayleaf Vegetarian Restaurant.
Posted by Adam Gnade
COMIC:
"Pentecost Etc." -Sketchbook 5-27-2007
"I often draw during church and this is part of an ongoing sketchbook series. Some other examples are up on my site/blog, johnhendrix.com. Pentecost is loaded with such great imagery, it would have been hard to go wrong."


Posted by John Hendrix
TOUR DIARY:
Shapes and Sizes Tour Diary, Summer '07
Shocked by brooze and bureaucracy, Shapes and Sizes travel from Toronto to Chicago.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
FILM REVIEW:
Hot Fuzz, A Haiku Movie Review

Posted by Jeff Stern
TRACK REVIEW:
"Free Man in Paris," Joni Mitchell Tribute Album
Sufjan constructs a musical fantasy weekend for David Geffen.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
LIST:
Caila's List
What's Caila of Shapes and Sizes been listening to?  She'll tell you.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
ALBUM REVIEW:
The City and the Sea:
Some Thoughts on Split Lips
The cover artist of Shapes and Sizes' Split Lips discovers its nuances on multiple road (and ferry) trips.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
ALBUM REVIEW:
Shapes and Sizes get Pseudo-Personal Part II
A&R man provokes Shapes and Sizes.  Again. (See Part I here)
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
LIVE REVIEW:
Shapes and Sizes
Union Hall, Brooklyn, May 13, 2007
Sufjan Stevens reviews Shapes & Sizes performance at the Unusual Animals show in Union Hall, located in Brooklyn, alongside Flying, Stars Like Fleas, and Osso on Sunday, May 13, 2007.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
INTERVIEW:
Shapes and Sizes get Pseudo-Personal Part I
A&R man provokes Shapes and Sizes as they interview themselves. Part 1 of 2.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
ALBUM REVIEW:
Everything, Now! - Bible Universe
Jared Cheek finds that Everything, Now's new album is a bowl of chili that brings the world together as one like only the Lochness Monster can.
Posted by Jared Cheek
FILM REVIEW:
Summer blockbuster haiku
Our in-house haiku-er also happens to be a popcorn fan.
Posted by Jeff Stern
POETRY:
A Poem about Brooklyn

Posted by Vito Aiuto
COMIC:
The Generation Gap
The kids are O.K.
Posted by Tom Eaton
COMIC:
lovin' oven
top with a cherry
Posted by Laura Park
ART REVIEW:
Wordsworth and Werewolves
The Deermilk Collective uses innocence to provoke reflection on our culture’s obsession with childhood.
Posted by Allison Davis
ESSAY:
Farmer Craig’s Spring Mix Salad Dressing
Farmer Craig has downsized, and that means extra gardening knowledge for the rest of us - and a delicious salad dressing recipe!
Posted by Craig Brown
COMIC:
Four Years Later
The BBC tells us the story of Iraq, four years too late.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
CITY REVIEW:
Lansing, Kansas
Adam Gnade says “I love you so much” to his favorite Midwestern town.
Posted by Adam Gnade
COMIC:
Helpful Hints for Ultimate Preparedness
handmade danger for friends and strangers
Posted by Laura Park
SPORTS:
Sweet 16 Downloadable Bracket
Part IV
Find out what happened to Sarah Silverman.  Downloadable bracket!
Posted by Johnny Bob
COMIC:
Courteous
Allan Kaprow's ghost gives us a life lesson.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
FILM REVIEW:
Up Series
Life goes on and quickly in the time lapsed Up Series.
Posted by Zack Bent
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 9
Baltimore wins post-Austin.
Posted by Castanets
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 8
A maelstrom in Austin.
Posted by Castanets
COMIC:
Heads wage wonder . . .
Gifts and problems.
Posted by Half-handed Cloud
TELEVISION:
Coming Home to Emily (The Bob Newhart Show)
A review of one of the greatest theme songs of television time.
Posted by Jared Cheek
ALBUM REVIEW:
St. Vincent – Marry Me
Polyphonic Spree guitarist and Sufjan touring member Annie Clark debuts as St. Vincent.
Posted by Adam Gnade
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 7
Modelos inspires brilliance, and the backyards of Austin.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
SPORTS:
Sweet 16 Downloadable Bracket
Part II
Kurzweil is defeated, and not by machines.
Posted by Johnny Bob
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 6
Dark crystals and mood killers in Houston.
Posted by Castanets
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 5
So much crawfish.
Posted by Castanets
ESSAY:
Friend Rock
Sufjan Stevens charts out the boundaries of a new genre of rock.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 4
fried okra and poison bone sandwiches
Posted by Castanets
SPORTS:
Sweet 16 Downloadable Bracket
There is a downloadable bracket available in this sidebar, courtesy of Asthmatic Kitty Records Sports Correspondent Johnny Bob.
Posted by Johnny Bob
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 3
Advice in our nation's capital.
Posted by Castanets
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 2
Acronyms and old VCRs in the city of The Wire.
Posted by Castanets
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Shapes and Sizes '07 Part 1
Castanets wind through Philly and semanticize "the cold."
Posted by Castanets
INTERVIEW:
Q & A with My Brightest Diamond
Sufjan Stevens solicits a “Philosophical Discussion of the Remix” from Diamond Girl Shara Worden in light of the release of her gorgeous new remix album Tear It Down.
Posted by My Brightest Diamond
LIST:
Favorite electronicish records
Shara Worden of My Brightest Diamond coins a new genre: Electronicish!
Posted by My Brightest Diamond
ART REVIEW:
Justin Novak’s Disfigurines
Gala Bent on the self-studied sculpturing of Justin Novak.
Posted by Gala Bent
ESSAY:
dancing
Rafter loves dancing, almost as much as he loves you!
Posted by Rafter
LIST:
Songs to quit by/for
Forget patches. The Field Guides sift through Stereolab, Sonic Youth, and others to help you snub that smoking habit in the ashtray of rock music (and just in time for Lent!).
Posted by The Field Guides
COMIC:
Turn Your Dreams Into Reality
Beware subway genies and their faustian bargains.
Posted by Tom Eaton
COMIC:
If You Have to Watch the Grammys...
Tony Bennet surveys the damage
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
BOOK REVIEW:
The Zinester’s Guide To Portland
A guide for newcomers to Portland!
Posted by Adam Gnade
COMIC:
Watch Your Step
Every Dog Has Their Day on Damen.
Posted by Laura Park
CITY REVIEW:
Trondheim, Norway
Thanks to the Norwegian government’s generous support of the arts, music journalists Brandon Stosuy and Alec Hanley Bemis both ended up attending the 10th annual By: Larm conference, the Scandinavian equivalent of SXSW. Impressed by the music—but even more so by the locals, the weather, and the setting—they decided to review the country for their friends at Asthmatic Kitty. Their discussion was conducted over IM right after returning from Trondheim, on the day before Valentine’s Day.
Posted by Alec Hanley Bemis and Brandon Stosuy
ALBUM REVIEW:
Rafter - Music For Total Chickens
Rafter is simultaneously the scheming villain defending the nebula of his ego and our hero caterwauling through the sky.
Posted by David Michael Stith
INTERVIEW:
Questions for Rafter
Rafter: For me nonsense is totally serious.
Posted by Rafter
LIVE REVIEW:
Tribute to Rafter
Rafter the raw foods eating mad wizard.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
COMIC:
How to Draw a Perfect Circle
His students thinks he's cool, not because he's on TV, but because he's on the internet.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
CITY REVIEW:
Cleveland, TN: The Lord Giveth, the Lord taketh away
A rare snowfall in Cleveland Tennessee cancels school, starts a snow war, and ends with hot pancakes and milk.
Posted by Jamie Miles
CITY REVIEW:
The Bay Area
Author and musician Adam Gnade feels romantic about the Bay Area.
Posted by Adam Gnade
LIVE REVIEW:
My Brightest Diamond
Tonic in NYC, Jan. 17 2007
Sufjan is tempted to hole up in the coat check.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
COMIC:
A Tasty Hasty!
Let's make Onigirl!
Posted by Laura Park
SPORTS:
Johnny Bob at the Super Bowl
Asthmatic Kitty Sports Correspondent Johnny Bob, who sometimes watches Super Bowls for the segueways between the commercials, reviews conference rooms of the very nippleless Super Bowl XLI!
Posted by Johnny Bob
LIVE REVIEW:
The Curtains, Jan 17. 2007, The Cake Shop, NYC
Sufjan Stevens reviews the on-stage paradoxic precision, efficiency, and beauty of The Curtains at the Cake Shop, New York City.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
DINING REVIEW:
Corner Bistro, Shake Shack, Prime Burger
Vito finds the slop worth slugging down in NYC.
Posted by Vito Aiuto
COMIC:
The Literal Minded Record Store Clerk
I sometimes can't stand reading about music.
Posted by Tom Eaton
ALBUM REVIEW:
With Love to Arthur Lee
It's never too late for waxing about the sonic weaving of Arthur Lee.
Posted by Lowell Brams
ART REVIEW:
Penelope Dullaghan
Gala Bent describes how illustrator Penelope Dullaghan uses art to build community.
Posted by Gala Bent
COMIC:
Down in the Ozarks
And there's a river rambling through the fields and valleys...
Posted by Laura Park
COMIC:
Defiant to the End
Saddam reacts to the verdict.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
ALBUM REVIEW:
Noah Georgeson - Finding Shelter
More Animals of the Arctic singer/songerwriter Michael Tapscott discovers unsharpened corners in Finding Shelter.
Posted by Michael Tapscott
LIVE REVIEW:
Roy Haynes Quartet live at the Mondavi Winery Center, Davis, California
Chris Cohen tells Roy, "Keep on going!"
Posted by The Curtains
BOOK REVIEW:
Deliver Me from Nowhere by Tennessee Jones
Short stories based on Springsteen’s Nebraska album!
Posted by Adam Gnade
LIST:
Year-End Stuff
Make of it what you will...
Posted by Castanets
EXHIBIT REVIEW:
Bodies: The Exhibition
An inward form of art that evokes John Travolta, meat, and Christmas.
Posted by Gala Bent
COMIC:
listening to an audiobook while organizing wires
Important goals.
Posted by Paul Goode
COMIC:
Aiding you while you look in your dresser in the dark.
The wonders of battery powered light bulbs
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
LIST:
Top 5 albums of 2006
Nick Hennies of The Weird Weeds lists his top five albums of the year, and finds one 2006 album "bulletproof," another "monolithic," and a third encapsulated only by a YouTube video.
Posted by Nick Hennies
COMIC:
Never ending Apologies to 2B
Christmas tree disposal . . . in spring.
Posted by Laura Park
LIST:
Countdown: Top 30 Favorite songs/albums to hear around Christmas time
John Ringhofer of Half-Handed Cloud gets all listy-eyed at Christmas.
Posted by Half-handed Cloud
LIST:
7 undertalked about albums
It's the end of the year, and that means lots of lists. Shara of My Brightest Diamond shares 7 unlisted gems she's discovered.
Posted by My Brightest Diamond
TOUR DIARY:
Winter 2006 Tour Diary Part 3
In the third and final part of the Shapes & Sizes tour diary, the band experiences only the side effects of a memory-inducing drug and not the memory induction. As the tour progesses, their expectations lower and they correspondingly have a much better time. And as these stories often do, it all ends with that washed up actor from CHiPs.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
TOUR DIARY:
Winter 2006 Tour Diary Part 2
Things aren't looking good for Shapes & Sizes in this second part of their tour diary. It starts with some good thrift finds, but ends in spotty cell coverage and empty rooms. So sad.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
SPORTS:
Short-fused Sports Correspondent
Johnny Bob almost walks out.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
TOUR DIARY:
Winter 2006 Tour Diary Part 1
In the first of a three part series, the Shapes & Sizes tour starts off well enough, replete with omelettes and crab cakes. But things end on a bad note, what with not enough TV to go around.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
SPORTS:
Evgeni Malkin
Post-Cold War Hockey.
Posted by Jai Agnish
CITY REVIEW:
Watt's Tree Farm, Indianapolis
John Beeler rambles about apples, Christmas trees, taxonomy, and the way things live and then die.
Posted by John Beeler
ALBUM REVIEW:
Various Artists - Krimus Karuls
Santa is the Greatest!
Posted by Zack Bent
WEB REVIEW:
Making it an Etsy Christmas #2
Crafty Christmas.
Posted by Tonya Beeler
ALBUM REVIEW:
Flying Canon - Flying Canon
Writer and musician Michael Tapscott says that Flying Canon's debut has something to do with fire and clouds.
Posted by Michael Tapscott
COMIC:
misshap on my cupcake route!
...this drawing fails to capture how bad getting shot with salt in
the shins hurts!
Posted by Laura Park
CITY REVIEW:
Portland’s First Snow
Portland’s first snow: a critical analysis!
Posted by Adam Gnade
COMIC:
Today's Li'l Runtz
It's so true.

Posted by Tom Eaton
ART REVIEW:
Recent Work by Erwin Wurm
The sculpture but not sculpture art of Erwin Wurm.
Posted by Zack Bent
COMIC:
Hockey Night in Canada
Oiler's coach McTavish motivates his team.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
CITY REVIEW:
Hamilton, Ontario
Living in a state of constant irony...
Posted by Paul Brownell
CITY REVIEW:
Hamilton, Ontario
David Michael Stith visits “The Ambitious City” with his friend Aileen McCallum.
Posted by David Michael Stith
ART REVIEW:
Diane Samuels
Mapping Sampsonia Way
Posted by Gala Bent
WEB REVIEW:
Making it an Etsy Christmas
Handmade gifts at heartfelt prices.
Posted by Tonya Beeler
DINING REVIEW:
The Bent Spoon, Princeton, NJ
Vito risks plagiarism to describe an ice cream shop in Princeton, New Jersey.
Posted by Vito Aiuto
ART REVIEW:
Aaron Tucker
The Language of Paint
Posted by Gala Bent
COMIC:
Filmic Metamorphosis
Norman McLaren lays bare the magician's tricks pt. 3
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
COMIC:
The Good Students of Rock
Rock gets academic.
Posted by Tom Eaton
ART REVIEW:
Rachel Illingworth
Gala Bent on the "highly aestheticized, scientific" painter Rachel Illingworth.
Posted by Gala Bent
EXPERIMENT:
Joke-telling
John Ringhofer explores the inner schema of joke-telling as a performance musician and discovers a waffle and blank stares.
Posted by Half-handed Cloud
COMIC:
The Landscape of His Childhood Made Him Do it
Norman McLaren lays bare the magician's tricks pt. 2
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .12
No breakfast in Sunday Holland before 2.
Posted by Castanets
ART REVIEW:
Matthew Barney at Barbara Gladstone Gallery
Something About Restraint
Posted by Zack Bent
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .11
Dreams last night that may hint at actual underlying psychodramas
Posted by Castanets
ART REVIEW:
Ross Sawyers
Ross Sawyers' photographs illustrate a sense of suburban isolation with quiet, studied impact.
Posted by Gala Bent
ALBUM REVIEW:
Peter & the Wolf - Lightness
Nick Hennies of the Weird Weeds studies Peter & Wolf's Lighthouse as it studies "nostalgia and affection for life and the world."
Posted by Nick Hennies
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .10
Nescafe and Kronenbourg
Posted by Castanets
CITY REVIEW:
7 Cool Things to Do in Dallas
Fish, basketball, dancing, records and assination.
Posted by Chris Cantalini
GAME REVIEW:
Photopia
John Beeler explores the genesis and world of the text-based computer game Photopia.
Posted by John the AK INTERNO
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .8
Cardiff (and leaving softcore comments up on your page)
Posted by Castanets
COMIC:
Like a Canoe Through Infinity
Norman McLaren lays bare the magician's tricks.
Posted by Jonathan Dueck
ART REVIEW:
Jen Corace - Monsters by Land, Monsters by Sea
Beauty and Terror in the work of Jen Corace.
Posted by Gala Bent
LIST:
The Horror In All Of Us
Sufjan is scared by cheap makeup, creamation, ice, art, different rooms, and puppets.
Posted by Sufjan Stevens
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .7
Exeter Wrapup
Posted by Castanets
CITY REVIEW:
Top 5 foods to eat in Cincinnati
Five reasons to open your mouth in Cincinnati, fill it up, and then close it.
Posted by Joe Long
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .6
Call us Brutus/Coventry 2
Posted by Castanets
EXHIBIT REVIEW:
1906 San Francisco Earthquake Commemoration
John Ringhofer rides his bike to the commemoration of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and makes some startling discoveries, which he reveals in a series of bullet points and categories.
Posted by Half-handed Cloud
SPORTS:
World Series Game 5
Cardinals 4, Tigers 2
Posted by Johnny Bob
WEB REVIEW:
Flickr Finds Vol. 1
Roaming through the alleys of Flickr.
Posted by Paul Goode
COMIC:
Root Hog Or Die!
Auribus Teneo Lupum
Posted by Laura Park
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .3
Sheffield is Gray And I Think it Has Something to do With Warp Records
Posted by Castanets
SPORTS:
World Series Game 4
Cardinals 5, Tigers 4
Posted by Johnny Bob
ALBUM REVIEW:
Sebadoh - III, Weed Forestin
Nathan of Shapes & Sizes questions the quintessential album of the quintessential lo-fi band that launched a thousand other quintessential lo-fi bands.
Posted by Shapes and Sizes
ALBUM REVIEW:
Andy Friedman - Taken Man
Vito enjoys the "modest, shuffling guitar" of painter Andy Friedman.
Posted by Vito Aiuto
TOUR DIARY:
Castanets-Phosphorescent '06 tour stuff .1
Big Red Sun Blues
Posted by Castanets
SPORTS:
World Series Game 3
Cardinals 5, Tigers 0
Posted by Johnny Bob
SPORTS:
World Series Game 2
Tigers 3, Cardinals 1
Posted by Johnny Bob
LIST:
What Raymond Raposa is Thinking
Raymond Raposa of the Castanets with 5 Things, one of which slays him and another that is new.
Posted by Castanets
SPORTS:
World Series Game 1
Cardinals 7, Tigers 2
Posted by Johnny Bob
ALBUM REVIEW:
VERT - some beans and an octopus
This is time traveler’s pop at its quintessential.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
FILM REVIEW:
United 93
Development and decay and what they have in common.
Posted by John the AK INTERNO
ALBUM REVIEW:
Yip-Yip - In the Reptile House
Nintendo hi-jacked by prog-punk enthusiasts.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
ALBUM REVIEW:
Dabrye - Two/Three
If Kraftwerk had been a hip-hop act from a small town on the Caspian Sea.
Posted by Michael Kaufmann
EXPERIMENT:
Theater-Hopping
It was a VisionQuest (tm) and i discovered that my "spirit animal" is Colin Farrell in Miami Vice.
Posted by Rafter
TELEVISION:
The Wire
To say that The Wire is a police drama is like saying that Crime and Punishment is a murder mystery, or that SpaceCamp is just a space movie. It's true, of course, but it's also missing the point. The Wire is so much more.
Posted by John Beeler the AK INTERNO
EXPERIMENT:
Airport Muzak Log
John from Half-handed Cloud enjoys a game of Name-that-Tune for 1 ½ years!
Posted by Half-handed Cloud
ALBUM REVIEW:
Weird Weeds - Weird Feelings
The album is a delicate but tastefully punctuated landscape, comprised of songs with narratives winding in and out of each other and open for decoding. 
Posted by Michael Kaufmann

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